Showing posts with label Cheekface. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Cheekface. Show all posts

Saturday, October 18, 2025

CD Odyssey Disc 1870: Cheekface

Before we delve into today’s review a few words of reflection on rock legend Ace Frehley, original (and best) guitarist for KISS. Frehley died earlier this week, leave a sadness in my heart that needs expressing

The first record I ever bought (by any artist) was “Destroyer” which was the beginning of a long (and continuing) love affair with KISS that included mailing away to join the KISS Army (you got biographies and a KISS Army T-shirt in addition to membership. It was a pretty cool thing to show up in a little kid’s mailbox).

Back then I was obsessed with frontman Paul Stanley and the showmanship of Gene Simmons. Frehley was a distant third. This did not last, however, and as I got older I saw Frehley more and more for what he was – the heart and soul of the band, with his strident spaceman guitar riffs grounding what could otherwise very easily descend into theatre (and kind of did after he left).

Frehley was the best of KISS. His remains the best of the four solo albums the band released in 1978 (read the review way back at Disc 94) and while I don’t have any of his later albums fronting his own band, I’ve heard plenty of good tracks off them.

Through his life Frehley battled many a demon (yes, I went there) but at the core all he ever wanted was to rock and roll. I’ll miss him.

On to the review.

Disc 1870 is… Middle Spoon

Artist: Cheekface

Year of Release: 2025

What’s up with the Cover? An invasive rock dove (aka a pigeon) enjoying its natural food source in the urban jungle – discarded fries.

How I Came To Know It: I’ve been a fan of Cheekface since 2021, and this was just me buying their latest record.

How It Stacks Up: I have four Cheekface albums, of which “Middle Spoon” is the most recently released. “Middle Spoon” comes in…fourth. It isn’t bad, but competition is tough.

Ratings: 3 stars

Cheekface returns with “Middle Spoon” their fourth album in five years and if you are wondering if they remain as ironic, detached and full of clever lyrics with an undercurrent of social commentary the answer is…yes! This band knows what they do well, and as they enter the middle years of their career they continue to stick with it.

When you first listen to “Middle Spoon” it would be easy to just tap your feet and sing along, reveling in vocalist/lyricist Greg Katz’s clever wordplay at a surface level. This is OK, and also rather easy, given Katz deploys a spoken word delivery that requires no verbal gymnastics to keep up.

However, despite hooks that are consistently brilliant, Cheekface is more than just good times, as they explore dark content through the unlikely vehicle of ebullient pop ditties.

The best example (and best song on the record) is “Living Lo-Fi”, a song that is catchy as hell, starting with a beat-forward fun organ bit and then hitting a chorus that is both energetic and even passably danceable. It also starts with Cheekface’s greatest weapon: off-kilter and clever lyrics. In this case, we start with:

“Cigarettes can kill you
But if they don’t they make you stronger.”

Not great self-care advice but, you know, funny.

But before too long we are descending into what it is like to live on the edge (or under the edge) of poverty. “Living Lo-Fi” isn’t something to aspire to, it’s something to see around you every day as you drive past tent cities and it is seriously not funny. And that’s Cheekface.

There are plenty of quotable lines on “Middle Spoon” and the level of content in that regard is as strong as any of their previous records, but overall the record is a slight step backward musically.

Yes, there are still great hook-riddled tunes like “Living Lo-Fi” and “Flies” and “Growth Sux” but there are also songs that do the inevitable when you’re walking line this thick with irony – you cross over into kitsch.

The worst offender on the album is “Content Baby” which I believe is about social media content or something. I’m not sure. Yeah, I know you’re probably reading this one of two social media-adjacent platforms but trust me when I say I am at the very shallow end of that lake.

That said, I know a forced metaphor when I hear one, and lines like “treat me like your content baby/you have my consent to share me” are darlings that should have died on the studio floor.

This gets to the heart of the hairpin turn Cheekface’s music attempts to navigate at high speeds. They are very much about pointing out the plastic, hollowed-out aspects of modern culture, and the inherent ickiness of some of its worst features. But as a band that riffs off Nietzsche quotes would know, when you look into the abyss, the abyss also looks into you.

On previous albums Cheekface does a better job of orbiting that event horizon. On “Middle Spoon” they get sucked in a couple of times, but overall this record is still good solid fun…and not fun…which is exactly what you want in a Cheekface record.

Best tracks: Living Lo-Fi, Flies, Growth Sucks

Saturday, April 6, 2024

CD Odyssey Disc 1725: Cheekface

Welcome to the weekend! Let’s get rolling with the first review of an album released in 2024.

If you’re thinking, “wouldn’t it be better if you reviewed albums that are more current more often” then you are not embracing the “pick the next record at random” concept at the heart of this journey we’re on.

Disc 1725 is…It’s Sorted

Artist: Cheekface

Year of Release: 2024

What’s up with the Cover?  A typical Cheekface album cover featuring quirky artwork with pastel colours. Here we have every home’s most beloved appliance, the coffee maker. I’m having a coffee right now, in fact, from a coffee maker not at all unlike the one depicted here.

This reminds me of the time I was staying in Florence and I was in the hotel cafĂ© looking for a coffee when I stumbled into the back to see the proprietor brewing drip coffee. In Italy. We locked eyes. His filled with shame of guilty discovery. Mine with accusatory horror. Then the caffeine addiction regained control and I said, “I’ll have a coffee please.” No other words were exchanged.

As it happens, it was the only bad coffee I had my entire time in Italy, leading me to the conclusion that this man’s crimes were reassuringly rare.

But I digress…

How I Came To Know It: I’ve been a fan of Cheekface since I first heard their 2021 album, “Emphatically No”. This was me buying their latest. They don’t do CD releases, so I buy a download (which comes with the aforementioned album cover) and make my own. For my own use only, Cheekface!

How It Stacks Up: I have three Cheekface albums and I like them all relatively equally, but you aren’t reading this section for equivocation. I’ll put this one…second…for now. OK, yeah, there’s some equivocation but the reality is this the first review and like the first flight of skaters, the judge needs a little wiggle room.

Rating: 4 stars

Enjoy listening to Cake but wish they sounded more emotionally distant? Then you will like Cheekface, a band that takes Cake’s ironic detachment/catchy hook combo and ramps it up to 11, salting in a few dozen clever turns of phrase along the way.

This will not be for everyone. Like Cake’s John McCrea, Greg Katz has a flat half-spoken delivery to his singing style. However, also like McCrea, Katz’s phrasing is immaculate. Cheekface writes songs that are crisp and full of jump that sit down in the pocket in a way that would be unforgiving of any error in timing. Fortunately, this band is sharp as fuck. They never miss the beat and lay everything down from drum to guitar to (frequent) hand claps without ever hitting a snag.

The songs are very easy to groove to, but it helps if you enjoy clever lyrics as well. If so, no one turns a phrase that makes you both smile and think like Cheekface. The topics are often about the decay of Western culture, and while they sing in that detached kind of way, underneath their message is exhorting you to break out of suburban box-house thinking and, well, be weird.

“Popular 2” is a song about how we are all online, even to the point that neighbourhoods start to resemble reality TV with all the people with porch cams. Our narrator in the tune embraces (ironically, of course) the celebrity of it all:

“I just want to be popular to watch
In the movie you put on from the camera on your porch
Your across the street neighbor walks his dog on TV
The future is now, unfortunately
And if I'm never ever gonna be alone, here in my community neighborhood home
Then I wanna be popular to watch
In the movie you put on from the camera on your porch”

Reading those lyrics won’t do “Popular 2” justice, however. This song is funky as hell and a great listen. Also, Cheekface is one of those bands that are fun to sing along with. Partly because you don’t need a lot of vocal range to do so, and partly because once you know what comes next and can hit the timing, you can feel just as clever as Katz when you land the punchlines. Every massive pop song has this, but “It’s Sorted” has the experience on songs that are so weird they will never be huge pop songs. That doesn’t mean you can enjoy them the same way.

Sometimes “It’s Sorted” strays over the line from “super entertaining smart guy you met on the porch of a party” to “guy who is hard to relate to because everything is a meme”. The line is fuzzy and shifts a lot, but here’s an example of being over it from “There Were Changes in the Hardcore Scene”:

“I hate to send mixed messages
I love to send mixed messages”

Get it? Get it? Yes, Cheekface, we get it. Fortunately, the song is so good you forgive them their un-killed darlings.

Cheekface puts a Miracle Max style chocolate coating on their messages to make them go down easier, but underneath it all they have a punk sensibility, and are not averse to expressing frustration with society. “Don’t Stop Believing” is the most melodic song on the record, and also the darkest. It is better if you have the lyrics of the Journey song of the same name going on in the background of your head.

Like most Cheekface tunes, they’re better if you are thinking about them, thinking about something else at the same time, and drawing connections to a couple other things when the mood strikes. Don’t worry, the songs are catchy and this will not interfere with your ability to groove, dance, and sing along.

Best tracks: The Fringe, Popular 2, I Am Continuing to Do My Thing, Don’t Stop Believing, Plastic