I come refreshed from an evening of music with friends. Since I never listen to the radio, friends is one of the great ways I learn about musicians and bands I have not previously heard of. Other sources include reviews, coworkers and even random people I meet in my day-to-day life. “What kind of music do you like?” is a question I don’t need much prodding to ask.
Disc 1898 is… Katabasis into the Abaton/Abstieg in die Traumkammer
Artist: Grendel’s Syster
Year of Release: 2024
What’s up with the Cover? Cyril is a squirrel not to be messed with. Here he brandishes the femur of some creature, while sounding a barbarous yawp – presumably celebrating finding that tasty acorn in his other paw.
The rest of the animal kingdom should take note. This mighty little bastard appears to have already brained a predator, leaving the skull to bleach in the sun as a warning to others.
As for the bird, she’s having none of it and is beating a fast retreat after realizing Cyril is having one of “those” days. You know how he gets.
How I Came To Know It: As noted above, I discovered this band on Angry Metal Guy and then bought it through Bandcamp.
How It Stacks Up: This is my only album by the band, so it can’t stack up.
Ratings: 3 stars
This ain’t your dad or grandad’s metal music. Your great grandpa didn’t have metal music, but if he did it would probably have sounded like this. Such is the wonderful, unexpected weirdness of Grendel’s Syster.
The strangeness starts with the album title. I think of myself as having a pretty solid vocabulary, so it’s not often that an album title has not one but two words I need to look up. Turns out an abaton is a “sacred, often restricted place” and a katabasis is a “descent into the underworld – like that whole thing with Odysseus and Tiresius, for example.
If you don’t know that last reference, please look it up or maybe read some of the classics – they’re classics for a reason…
‘But what about the music?’ you ask, impatient to learn more about the record and slightly peeved with being upbraided for your reading decisions.
Grendel’s Syster is a German folk metal band, with a healthy dose of staccato almost martial melodic structures. There’s also a bit of math going on. This is metal music with a lot of right angles and sharp, precise playing.
The album consists of 16 songs, which should violate my “14 maximum” rule, except in this case it is 8 songs in English, and then the exact same 8 songs, but sung in German. More on this in a moment.
Lead singer Caro (I don’t know her last name) has that heavily enunciated style common to traditional folk music and she says every word in perfect time. It makes for a deliberate, urgent delivery. A lot of “listen to me very carefully, son” vibe in there.
This would be a better experience if things weren’t so…weird. I didn’t love the poetry here, and it felt more like a download of information – most of it bizarre and fantastical – than a poem set to a melody. I like weird topics – if I didn’t metal wouldn’t be a genre for me to begin with – but it helps when they come with a more emotive delivery that helps transport you to another time and place.
For this reason, the record is immeasurably better in German, where I don’t have to know what Caro is going on about and can just accept that it is some kind of strange folksy tale made even more eldritch and curious because of its mystery. I think the songs are faithfully translated, though, which means if you speak German this method won’t work for you.
Rather than quote anything in either language, I give you the song title names (in English) which include “Boar’s Tusk Helmet”, “Night Owl’s Beak” and “In Praise of Mugwort”. Very specific and very much topics you are unlikely to hear discussed around the water cooler come Monday.
Grendel’s Syster is not for everyone, but I loved the novelty of this record, and while the band’s very deliberate playing style is an acquired taste, you can tell it is by design, not lack of skill. They throw in a few tasty guitar riffs along the way just to remind you they aren’t a novelty act, and like the squirrel on the cover, they are dead serious about their craft.
Best tracks: Eberzahnhelm (Boar’s Tusk Helmet), Die Burde des Schwarzkuntslers (The Plight of a Sorceror), Nachteulenschnabel (Night Owl’s Beak)

