Monday, June 18, 2012

CD Odyssey Disc 409: The Alan Parsons Project


I’m pulling an early shift at work this week, and the combination of not feeling 100% healthy and the odd hours leaves me feeling strange and fuzzy-headed.  This is perhaps the best frame of mind for this next review, though.

Disc 409 is…Tales of Mystery and Imagination:  Edgar Allan Poe
Artist: The Alan Parsons Project

Year of Release: 1976

What’s up with the Cover?  A pretty cool cover.  It has that old and leathery manuscript feel, and combined with the line drawing and inset photo of someone wrapped head to toe in tape, captures the creepy world of Edgar Allan Poe perfectly.  Then, separating the album title is a futuristic picture of pillars and a plain stretching away that looks like it was drawn with painstaking care on a very primitive computer, which captures the bizarre synth world of the Allan Parsons Project perfectly.

How I Came To Know It: Sheila put me on to this album, after it was introduced to her by a coworker who knew that I enjoyed concept albums.  I had never heard of it prior to that point, although I obviously knew who the Alan Parsons Project were from their one hit, “Eye In the Sky.”  That song does not appear here.

How It Stacks Up:  We have three Allan Parsons Project albums, and they are all pretty strange.  I’d say this one is the second best, although I like all of them in their own way.

Rating: 2 stars.

“Tales of Mystery and Imagination:  Edgar Allan Poe” (mercifully referred to from here in as “Tales”) is the kind of big beautiful mess that could never happen in the modern record industry, and this knowledge leaves me both relieved and sad.

The album is the creation of prog/concept rockers, the Alan Parsons Project, a group of studio musician types and producers that came together to basically compose whatever the hell they wanted, at a time when the music industry indulged that sort of thing.

Later these guys would be heavily driven by synthesizers, and although it is only 1976, they gamely work early synth into these tracks as well as liberally altered piano and string arrangements.  They use these instruments to try to evoke the fantastic and disturbing tales of 19th century writer Edgar Allan Poe, and the whole album is a series of songs that reinterpret various Poe stories to music.

The music is a prototype of their later eighties synth sound, and well ‘ahead’ of what else was going on in 1976 in terms of its smooth and seamless production.  Most rock musicians wouldn’t be doing this sort of thing until 1981 or 1982, with ethereal guitar mixed with synth piano and those high, airy rock vocals that strangely passed for manly in the day.

The whole album has a sort of eighties soundtrack feel which is well put together, but out of place with the subject matter.  It reminded me strongly of watching that old eighties fantasy film “Ladyhawke” starring Rutger Hauer and Michelle Pfeiffer.  The movies was a film that took place in the middle ages, but every time a scene called for a little evocative music, the score sounded like some kid messing around with the beat function on his Casio keyboard.

“Tales” is not quite so bad, and if anything it is a marvel that the Alan Parson Project (mercifully to be called APP from here in) is able to capture 19th century Gothic horror at all with this style of music.  Yet they do it, especially in the quiet moments where they rely on the strings and piano to do their work without excess interference.

The problem with those moments is that it is just like listening to a good movie score, only without the benefit of the movie.  When the songs are jazzed up a bit with some proto-disco beats and synth they sound a lot more interesting, but are now desperately out of place with their subject  matter.

I’ll give the APP some credit though, when they come up with an idea, they stick with it faithfully.  They throw every dreary, mood-inducing sound they can throw into these songs, including rain, thunder and on two separate occasions, long narrated passages from Orson freakin’ Welles.  In one of these Welles goes on at length quoting Poe (I think) discussing the relationship between music and poetry.  As an avowed music geek I was a little embarrassed by how much I enjoyed that part.

The APP boys cover a good run of Poe tales, including songs based on favourites like “The Raven”, “The Tell-Tale Heart,” “the Cask of Amontillado” and “the Fall of the House of Usher.”  Regrettably they skip one of my favourite stories, “Berenice” which is about the guy who murders his wife but keeps her pretty white teeth in a box rattling around to remind him of her.  If ever a story called for some piano synth this would be it.

The Raven” is by far the best track, which begins in glorious anachronistic fashion with synth-altered voice singing lines from the poem, and then transforms into a prog rock song filled with organ and odd drum beats, and big, atmospheric guitar sounds that Pink Floyd themselves might not have thought to come up with.  In addition to being beautifully weird, “The Raven” is easy on the ears – even enjoyable.

Not so, “The Tell-Tale Heart” which sounds like something out of Phantom of the Opera crossed with the Rocky Horror Picture Show, which I have no doubt APP band members had seen a few times.  Although it could be catchy, “The Tell-Tale Heart” sounds too much like a character singing dialogue in a stage play for me to enjoy it.

Better is the “Cask of Amontillado” which retells the Poe classic about a man who murders his rival by walling him up in the basement, on the pretext of sharing a cask of wine with him.  Poe keeps the tale of murder worse through the distant and gleeful tone the narrator employs in retelling it.  The APP use slow-paced high harmonies of both the narrator and the tearful pleas of his victim, Fortunado, played against occasional frantic violin sets to accomplish the same thing.  It is more music for music nerds, yes, but that doesn’t make it bad.

The fourth stand-alone song is “(The System of) Doctor Tarr and Professor Fether” is based on a story I was unfamiliar with, and the song is one I wish I were still unfamiliar with.  The music sounds like a combination of Pink Floyd guitar, the Beatles at their silliest and a Pepsi commercial jingle.

The latter half of the album sees the APP boys go all the way down into the rabbit hole, with “The Fall of the House of Usher,” a twenty minute instrumental geek fest with five movements, including such classically named silliness as “III:  Intermezzo.”  This song is a huge mess of classical constructions, synthesized production layering and what seems like a hundred instruments.  The worst part about it is that I kind of liked it.  Not so much to say it was a “best tracks” moment, but enough to be embarrassed that I was drawn in by the APP’s weird, wonderful, inspirational effort.

This album is not for everyone, but if you like to be challenged by musicians who aren’t afraid to take an idea and run a weird marathon with it, then it’s worth a listen.

Best tracks:  The Raven, The Cask of Amontillado.

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