Saturday, October 27, 2018

CD Odyssey Disc 1194: Scorpions


I’ve been rolling a lot of hard rock and heavy metal lately. Three of the last four albums are in that genre, including this next review.

Disc 1194 is… Animal Magnetism
Artist: Scorpions

Year of Release: 1980

What’s up with the Cover? This looks like the kind of cover that would have inspired the ‘smell the glove’ jokes in Spinal Tap. The Scorpions loved to push the boundaries on their album art, and “Animal Magnetism” is no exception.

If you think this cover is offensive you should know that it was their first album in the last five that wasn't censored in the United States. Whether you hate this cover, love this cover, or just love that some people will hate this cover, I’m not keen on censorship and I’m glad one of their covers was finally left alone.

How I Came To Know It: Like a lot of Canadians my age, I only really knew the Scorpions from 1982’s “Blackout” forward. My buddy Spence introduced me to several earlier Scorpions albums over the last few years, and this was one of my favourites.

How It Stacks Up:  The last time I rolled the Scorpions (February 2015) I only had three of their albums. Thanks to Spence’s encouragement and a little exploration I now have five, and I’m considering getting a sixth. Of the five I have, “Animal Magnetism” comes in at #2, easily displacing “Love at First Sting.”

Ratings: 4 stars

When it comes to the birth of heavy metal I look immediately to Black Sabbath as the father of it all, and Iron Maiden and Judas Priest as the two younger uncles. However, the Scorpions deserve a place in the discussion – maybe a fourth brother who we didn’t know as well growing up because he lived on the continent.

“Animal Magnetism” is a classic early metal record. On their earlier records the Scorpions had dabbled with the sound of screeching guitar riffs, and the almost operatic bombast that characterizes metal. Here, they go all in.

As much of this album eventually impressed me, the opening track “Make It Real” gave me cause for doubt. For some reason this track sounded a bit tinny, and felt a bit pop radio in its construction, despite the powerhouse vocals of Klaus Meine.

Fortunately, all doubt was quickly dispelled as the record progressed. “Don’t Make Promises (Your Body Can’t Keep)” starts like a burst of machine gun fire before quickly dropping into a crunchy guitar riff. It is also a great example of how lead guitarist Matthias Jabs and rhythm guitarist Rudolf Schenker play masterfully off each other. Schenker is the engine of these songs, brilliantly sitting in the pocket and infusing the music with horsepower. Jabs floats in on top, delivering some sweet runs that amp it up.

The best example of this is on “Twentieth Century Man.” The two guitarists know exactly how to make each other sound better, and it doesn’t hurt that Klaus Meine is one of metal’s great vocalists. The music has the cold strength of steel girders, balanced by the majesty of the anthemic song structures. It is like looking up in awe at a skyscraper and standing triumphantly on top of it at the same time.

If you listen to a lot of Scorpions you’ll know these guys really enjoy singing about sex, and many of these songs are straightforward appeals for booty with very little subterfuge about them. Meine is either singing about taking girls home, asking girls if they’ll come home with him or apologizing to his girlfriend for all those girls he’s taking home. Lines like these from the title track:

“You make me groove
I want you, that’s all I do
Make love to me right now
Love me ‘till I’m down”

Leave little to the imagination. Just written on the page like that they are hilariously over the top. When they’re accompanied by music they’re still pretty funny, but you forgive it all because of how righteously the songs rock out.

The Scorpions were early adopters (some would argue creators) of the power ballad. On “Animal Magnetism” it is “Lady Starlight.” It is a bit too hippy dippy for my tastes, but nonetheless has some pretty guitar picking and Meine’s vocals, where he briefly trades in his “let’s do the sex!” routine for some genuine romance.

Before long he’s back to being creepy. “Falling in Love” sounds like it is going to be romantic, but the way Meine gives off Bon Scott-like “eeuwww!” sounds makes it clear this isn’t love. Then right when you are expecting more of the same he throws in a falsetto “yeah!” like a sexual climax. It is delightfully gross.

The album features the band’s eighth drummer, Herman Rarebell which I mention because of the Spinal Tap overtones and because Rarebell does a fine job of keeping things organized and on time, with a sharp snap to his drumming that is exactly what the record needs. In a band that has had 11 drummers over its history, Rarebell was the man through much of their major success, including writing some of the songs and lyrics. He deserves a shout out for both his talent and his endurance. From 1977-1995 he was a key part of the band’s success, never once drowning in vomit – his own, or anyone else’s.

Best tracks: Don’t Make Promises (Your Body Can’t Keep), Hold Me Tight, Twentieth Century Man, Falling In Love

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