Wednesday, September 3, 2014

CD Odyssey Disc 659: Queen

This next artist got rolling early in the Odyssey and this is already my 11th review of them. I haven’t hit a bad one yet!

Disc 659 is…. Flash Gordon
Artist: Queen

Year of Release: 1980

What’s up with the Cover?  The Flash Gordon movie logo, because sometimes direct is best.

How I Came To Know It:  I was ten years old when “Flash Gordon” came out and that is the perfect age to be introduced to that kind of movie. Years later when I had some purchasing power (probably the mid-nineties) getting the soundtrack was the next logical step.

How It Stacks Up:  I have fifteen Queen albums. I think that is all of them that feature Freddie Mercury. Being a soundtrack, “Flash Gordon” has a hard time stacking up against regular studio albums, yet somehow it manages it. I’d put this album 13th or 14th depending on my mood, but that’s more of a testament to the strength of the Queen discography than anything else. Stacked up against the other soundtracks it does even better – probably 8th out of 27.

Rating: 3 stars, but almost 4

Sandwiched between 1980’s “The Game” and 1982’s “Hot Stuff,” “Flash Gordon” is Queen at their campiest, synth-iest best. The bombastic, orchestral quality of the songs is the perfect match to the campy overcooked movie they support.

In fact, apart from missing out on seeing Ornella Muti vamp it up as Princess Aura, the “Flash Gordon” soundtrack is superior to the movie in almost every way. The music paints a far better picture of the fifties pulp fiction version of space the movie was trying to achieve – fuelled by soaring synthesizers, occasional rock guitar riffs and (equally importantly) your own imagination.

So often in soundtracks, the dialogue to a movie gets tacked on top of the music, and serves only to distract you from the songs (see my review for “Natural Born Killers” for an example of how I usually feel about that). On “Flash Gordon” Queen has artfully worked in key samples of dialogue and sound effects that make you feel like you are listening to a radio play. “Flash Gordon” makes for a good movie, but with Queen establishing the ambience, it makes a great radio play.

Look no further than “Football Fight” with its driving organ sound, signifying danger and action as Flash Gordon fights Ming’s imperial guard to protect Dale Arden. The film is pretty clumsy here, but Queen makes it both heroic and campy all at the same time. Coupled with lines of dialogue like Ming asking “are your men on the right pills? Perhaps you should excuse their trainer” it couldn’t be better.

Other places, Queen brings you down into mystery and dread for the quieter moments just as artfully, and gives these scenes a gravitas that is hard to gain while watching the film.

And lest you think I’m bashing the film, I’d like to point out that it is a cult classic for a reason. It is silly, but it is delightfully silly, and chock full of great actors chewing scenery left and right (in particular Timothy Dalton as Prince Barin and Brian Blessed as Vultan the Hawk Man). I swear Blessed channels his portrayal of Vultan when playing Exeter in Brannagh’s “Henry V.” When Exeter finishes his speech to the King of France I always expect him to spread his wings and fly out of the throne room, laughing maniacally as he summons his hawk men. But I digress…

What I mean to say, is that “Flash Gordon” is a thoroughly enjoyable film – it is just so much better as a radio play starring Queen.

The only bittersweet part of this album is hearing “Wedding March and Marriage of Dale and Ming.” Sheila and I had half considered working both into our own wedding to lighten the mood right before the ceremony. Ming and Dale’s vows are hilarious:

Priest: “Do you, Ming the Merciless, Ruler of the Universe take this earthling Dale Arden to be your empress of hour?”

Ming: “Of the hour, yes.”

Priest: “Do you promise to use her as you will.

Ming: “Certainly”

Priest: “Not to blast her into space…until such time as you grow weary of her.”

Ming: “I do”

Dale Arden: “I do NOT!”

[cue Flash Gordon’s triumphant arrival].

That would have been a great clip to play – followed by serious vows of course – and we should’ve done it. If we ever renew our vows I won’t make the same mistake twice. Also, we can use the bombastic rocked out version of the wedding march played by Queen. There’s nothing funny about that – it is pure awesome.

As a soundtrack “Flash Gordon” isn’t exactly a hit machine, but it is great to listen straight through. All the versions of the main “Flash” theme are great, even the dance remix.

The album’s final song, “The Hero,” is classic Queen rocking out for the credits. It serves notice that they’ll be back for an even better soundtrack  - they do the music for “Highlander” on 1986’s “A Kind of Magic.” That album also features the theme song for “Iron Eagle.”

So basically, Queen makes “Flash Gordon” the movie at least half of what it is. Moreover it can be relied on to deliver greatness on any soundtrack as a general rule, and in a pinch can even be used at weddings.


Best tracks:  All the versions of Flash’s Theme, including the 1991 remix, Football Fight, Vultan’s Theme, The Wedding March/Marriage of Dale and Ming, The Hero

1 comment:

Gord Webster said...

I put this one at the very bottom of the Queen discography. It's one of only a handful of albums I have every had where I disliked it enough to get rid of it. I think it's a case of needing the movie (and the movie needing it). I can't take them separately :-)