Friday, October 5, 2012

CD Odyssey Disc 445: Tom Waits


I apologize for the delay between my last review and this one, but this one was a mammoth album; 56 tracks over three discs.  Given its size, it faired surprisingly well.

Disc 445 is… Orphans:  Brawlers, Bawlers and Bastards
Artist: Tom Waits

Year of Release: 2006

What’s up with the Cover?  Tom Waits, surrounded by his favourite things; old junk and interesting characters. 

How I Came To Know It:  Sheila and I are both big Tom Waits fans, so we bought this when it came out.  I think this might’ve been a present in her stocking, or for her birthday or something.

How It Stacks Up:  We have 19 Tom Waits albums, which is most of them.  It’s hard to rank Tom Waits, since his style changes up so much over the years, but for “Orphans” I’ll go with bottom half of the roster, but still respectable at 13th best.

Rating:  3 stars.

In a recent interview Tom Waits gave promoting his 2011 album, “Bad As Me” I recall the interviewer suggesting this was Waits’ first album of new material in seven years.  Tom politely disagreed, and I expect he was referring to “Orphans:  Brawlers, Bawlers & Bastards.” “Orphans” is a three disc set full of songs that over the years Tom has written but for a variety of reasons never made it onto other records.  Not new material to Tom maybe, but new to the world, and very welcome when I first heard it.

Like “Lost Dogs” did for Pearl Jam, “Orphans” reminded me of just how great a singer/songwriter Waits is (although much of the latter praise must go to his wife and long-time collaborator Kathleen Brennan, who is as much responsible for Waits’ enduring brilliance as he is).

First of all, I love the names of these three albums, and Tom has selected where the songs appear with apparent care.  Disc One is “Brawlers” and leans heavily to a collection of lowlifes and their accompanying low lives.

“Low Down” is a rock n’ roll masterpiece about a rough-edged girl told through the eyes of a man who appreciates every sharp edge of her, especially her “red leather skirt way above her knees.”  I’ve appreciate the same girl – or one like her – in my own life.  Tom remains the master of the turn of phrase, edging out even masters like Dylan and Cohen at his ability to spout phrases that sound like they’ve been lifted right out of the twenties and thirties.  My favourite lines from “Low Down”:

“She's a cheap motel with a burned out sign
 She'll take care of you definitely every time
 She got a stolen check book and legs up to there
 Singing into a hairbrush, right in front of the mirror
 Oh yeah, my baby's lowdown.”

Other standouts are “2:19”, a catchy sing-a-long ditty about a man losing his girl, who is leaving on a train with a departure time matching the song’s title.  This song also demonstrates Waits’ brilliance with production decisions.  It is a basic riff, dressed up with a rogue’s gallery of sounds including two complementary funky electric guitar riffs, some kind of bongos in the background and a little jazz trumpet.  It should be a hot mess, but Waits blends it all seamlessly.

I also enjoy “Fish in the Jailhouse” a song about an inmate named, “Peoria Johnson” bragging that he can escape any jail by fashioning a skeleton key out of a fish bone.  His exultant tone that tonight’s dinner will, in fact, feature fish is so full of light-hearted bravado that you find yourself believing it is going to happen just listening.

Not so good on this album is “Road to Peace” a seven minute plus preachy song about the Middle East.  It isn’t a very good song lyrically or musically and it goes on way too long.  Waits doesn’t usually go so directly into political commentary and he doesn’t wear it well.  This song is a good reminder that if you decide to have 56 songs on one release, you are very likely going to get some misses.

Disc Two is “Bawlers,” which is generally more introspective and morose – good songs to have a cry to, while thinking about the hard blows life can deliver.

My favourite off this album is probably “Long Way Home” that strongly reminded me of Johnny Cash, reimagined in Tom Waits’ raspy ne’er-do-well style.  It’s a song about a man who loves his woman hard, but always seems to be threatening the relationship with self-destructive behavior.  As apology songs go, this and Steve Earle’s “Valentine’s Day” are about as good as they get.

By contrast, “Never Let Go” sings of a love that will endure regardless of any external pressure or poverty-stricken situation is thrown at it:

“Our ring’s in the pawnshop
The rains in the hole
Down at the Five Points I stand
I’ll lose everything
But I won’t let go of your hand.”

Never did a wedding ring mean so little and so much at the same time, as I hear Tom sing the hell out of these words.  Also, I love the reference to the Five Points of New York not as they are now – cold concrete, suits and the stink of money – but the Five Points of a hundred years ago, teeming with humanity and the stink of the lack of money.

The last disc is “Bastards,” which seems an unlikely collection of songs that don’t quite fit in either of the first two.  Illegitimate births of songs that cover the obscure and the macabre.

Army Ants” is a spoken word piece that is Waits reciting a series of disturbing facts about the insect world.  Robber Flies injecting paralyzing fluid into their prey, Praying Mantis sex and its homicidal climax, and my favourite bit: “if you place a minute bit of alcohol on a scorpion it will instantly go mad, and sting itself to death.” In the song’s last moments, Waits ties all of this cold and alien behavior back to the human experience.  Listening to it made me delightfully itchy.

On “First Kiss” Waits paints a spoken word portrait of a woman who gave him his first kiss.  Delightful details throughout, seemingly unrelated to each other, but together painting a fantastic and grotesque character study:

“She drove a big old Lincoln with suicide doors
And a sewing machine in the back
And a light bulb that looked like an alligator egg
Was mounted up from the hood.
She had an easter bonnet that had been signed by
Tennessee Early Ford
And she always had sawdust in her hair.”

If it seems easy to write that kind of stuff, try it.  It rarely comes out sounding as fascinatingly specific as Waits - and his muse Brennan – can manage.

Yet just when you think you’re going to be lulled into the hypnotic recitation of Waits’ poetry, he comes at you hard with a song like “Dog Door” which with its heavy, sampled bass beats and crazy alien arrangements sounds like something that you’d expect to hear on a Beck album.  Waits has incredible musical range, which is why I’ve had to add four tags to this review just to categorize him.

I’m a fan of all three “Orphans” albums, although I think “Brawlers” is the best if I had to choose.  “Bawlers” is the weakest musically (although still good) and “Bastards” is entertaining but many of the tracks (even some of my favourites) have a novelty feel that wears a little thin on repeat listens.

All three albums feature a few remakes here and there.  Some of these are great, like his take on the traditional folk standard “Two Sisters” or the Ramones’ “The Return of Jackie and Judy.”  The Ramones did a fine version of Waits’ “I Don’t Wanna Grow Up” as well, by the way.

Other remakes, like Del Shannon’s “Sea of Love” or the Sinatra standard “Young at Heart” come off forced, as Waits tries a little too hard to make them his own.  Or maybe he naturally makes them his own, but they just don’t suit him.  Either way, I could’ve lived without these.

If I were to cream the top fourteen songs off of “Orphans” I believe the album would approach five star greatness; amazing given these are songs that didn’t make previous cuts.  However, at best this should’ve been a double album, and because of this I’m going to give it only three, but very close to four despite its excesses.

Best tracks (by album): 

From Brawlers:  Low Down, 2:19, Fish in the Jailhouse, Bottom of the World, Rains on Me

From Bawlers: Long Way Home, Tell It to Me, Never Let Go, Fannin Street,

From Bastards:  Army Ants, First Kiss, Dog Door, Altar Boy, Spidey’s Wild Ride, King Kong

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