The holidays have caused a
slowdown in the album review stream, but I’m starting to get back into the
swing of things. I had planned to write
this review on Friday afternoon, but I was deathly ill yesterday and am only
now starting to feel like myself again.
This album is yet more Judas
Priest. There are only two left after
this one though, so the Judas Priest part of the Odyssey is nearing an end.
Disc 471 is…Turbo
Artist: Judas
Priest
Year of Release: 1986
What’s up with the Cover? A hand with long nails on a joystick. I assume the owner of the hand is shifting
whatever machine the joystick controls into ‘turbo’.
How I Came To Know It: I’ve known this albums since it came out when I was
sixteen years old. My brother worked on
a fish boat back then, and when he’d get back from a trip he’d have a ton of
cash, and he’d blow a considerable amount of it on records. He bought “Turbo” and I taped my favourite songs
off of it from him. After many years, I recently purchased it on CD because I
was feeling nostalgic, and remember liking those four songs.
How It Stacks Up: I have twelve Judas Priest albums, so after this one
I’ll only have two more to review. I
have a soft spot for “Turbo” it probably doesn’t deserve, but you can’t choose
who you love. I’ll rate it 8th
out of 12.
Rating: 3 stars but I am probably being kind.
When I
was sixteen years old I had this faded jean jacket I wore everywhere. It had band pins on the collar depicting
albums by Grim Reaper and Iron Maiden, and on the back I drew a big symbol of
chaos in black felt pen. I thought that
jacket was pretty cool, and while I don’t wear it anymore, I still own it for
sentimental reasons. “Turbo” is a lot
like that.
While I’ve
always liked “Turbo,” it is not an album held in high regard by most Judas
Priest fans. It follows on the massively
successful (and awesome) “Defenders of the Faith” but is a fairly
significant departure in sound.
The
Judas Priest quality guitar riffs are still there, but the big departure is in
production decisions, where the band has opted for the rightly-maligned
eighties fuzzy-synth sound. This cuts
way back on the visceral quality of K.K. Downing and Glen Tipton’s guitar work,
and also cuts some power out of Rob Halford’s vocals at a point in his career
where that voice is starting to lose power on its own. I think there are even drum machines in there
in places. Yech.
We
shouldn’t judge Judas Priest too harshly, though – Tom Petty’s 1985 “Southern
Accents” and Bruce Springsteen’s 1987 “Tunnel of Love” show that many great
seventies artists fell victim to the siren’s call of new technology. Musicians are creative types, so it stands to
reason they’d try new techniques as they came along. Fortunately for “Turbo” the songs are still
good, and for the most part they shine through the bad production.
In fact
the opening track, “Turbo Lover” even
manages to meld Priest’s style with the new sound. The song is a chimera of metal, industrial
and synth-pop that captures all of the sexy aggression that Judas Priest
usually delivers, and wraps it up in a new format. For lack of a better expression let’s call it
Cyberdine Systems Rock.
My other
two guilty pleasures are “Private
Property” and “Parental Guidance”
both songs that scream of youthful rebellion.
Realizing that the band members were over thirty-five when they sang
these songs, it is surprising how honest they still sound. I know that when I was a teenager these songs
were like anthems to me.
The
bridge of “Private Property” in
particular, is seriously heavy, as the drums pound away and an ad-libbing Halford
shrieks “keep your dirty hands off me!”
(a line that always makes me think of Charlton Heston in Planet of the Apes).
“Parental Guidance” has atrociously bad lyrics:
“Every day you scream at me to
turn the music low
Well if you keep on screaming you’ll
make me deaf you know.”
And
later when our parent’s generation is admonished for wearing “three-piece suits”
(horrors) it gets even sillier. Yet for
all that, when Halford sings:
“Don’t you remember what it’s
like to lose control
Put on my jacket ‘fore you get
too old – let’s rock and roll.”
I find
myself picking up what he’s putting down.
Instead of having a laugh, this song just reminds me of the glory of
youth, when we think we know everything and are determined to prove it. Putting this record on makes me chuckle a
little at how much I used to like it. At the same time, it makes me feel like I’m
able to put on that old jean jacket and rock and roll. Fortunately, I’ve since upgraded the jean
jacket with a very cool brown version, that features a big studded cross on the
back (professionally done this time).
There’s no need to grow up too fast, people – I’m barely over forty!
Or put
another way, we should never lose our youthful exuberance, and if that means I
grade “Turbo” out at a star higher than it deserves, then so be it.