The holiday season has dropped the
musical equivalent of coal in my stocking already once with Radiohead’s “Kid A.”
This next album confirms I remain on the Dice Gods naughty list for some
reason.
Disc 817 is….Young & Restless
Artist: Prism
Year of Release: 1980
What’s up with the Cover? A bunch of youths gather around
their car. These guys look young but I’m not sure they qualify as ‘restless.’
Maybe ‘relaxed’; possibly ‘pensive’ if I’m being charitable. Maybe the guy
behind the wheel is restless and all his buddies are telling him, “whoa dude, chill out. I know you want to
leave town an’ all, but that car the four of you climbed into hasn’t run since
1936.”
How I Came To Know It: My brother bought this on vinyl
when it came out so I’ve known it for a long time. I didn’t personally own it
until very recently when I obtained it – both monetarily and literally – for a
song.
How It Stacks Up: I have three Prism albums and this is by far
the worst of the three. It is so far back in third place that instead of
awarding it a third place medal, it should be hit across the face with one.
Ratings: 2 stars, and I’m being charitable
Every time I think I’m too smart to be suckered into
buying a record for a single song an album like “Young & Restless” comes
along that is too cheap and available for me to turn down. One day I’ll learn
to kick these gift horses in the mouth before they crap all over my headphones.
Prism is often the object of ridicule among my music
loving buddies, and generally I defend the band. I have two albums by Prism
that I think are excellent examples of late seventies/early eighties rock, and I
generally think they are unfairly maligned. “Young & Restless” did not help
my argument, however.
I had unpleasant memories of my last experience with
this album, but the first track “American
Music” made me cautiously optimistic. “American
Music” isn’t a great song, but it is solidly average and typical of Prism
with its soaring melodies and heavy organ treatment (the organ is part of what
bugs a lot of people about this band).
Following that I settled in for the title track and
the reason I bought this album as soon as it fell south of seven dollars. From
the opening jangle of chords to the introduction of the ever-present organ,
everything is perfectly set up. Then vocalist Ron Tabak unleashes that
quintessential high vibrato common to rock stars of this vintage, singing:
“Standing at attention, waiting
for the bell to ring
After all the crap I’ve been
through, gonna make my break
Whatever it takes to let them
know that I ain’t foolin’
Young and restless, running out
of control
Young and restless, heading for
an overload.”
“Young &
Restless” (the song) is an anthem for youth and rebellion that always makes
me feel like a teenager again – ready to stand up, raise my fist, and take on
the world – or at least yell at it a bit.
Sadly, this is followed by the rest of the album,
which is downright awful. It is like Prism sat around the studio and said “Hey
guys, let’s try on whatever styles are floating around 1980 and then Prismize them!” And then another guy
agreed, adding “But let’s make sure that we make sure we not only Prismize them – let’s also make sure
they suck!” Somehow this second idea was considered a friendly amendment.
In short, this album is filled with songs that
George Orwell would call ‘ungood’ – maybe even ‘double plus ungood.’ Prism
gamely tries to find their vibe of soaring vocals and lots of high fivin’
melodies, but it is like they’ve replaced the band with people who can’t write
a song.
The album also feels horribly dated throughout,
worst of all when the band tries to sing about technology. “Party Line” is about the shared phone
lines I grew up with in the seventies. Done right, these are a nice detail in a
song about something else (see Hank Williams’ “Mind Your Own Business”) but they aren’t a plot device for an
entire track about nothing. Musically, “Party
Line” tries to salvage its dignity with some sort of country/blues guitar
picking. Unfortunately, it sounds like something your grandpa would do if you
were foolish enough to hand him your guitar after he’d had one too many apple
ciders.
It is even worse when the band tries to go
ultra-modern. “Satellite” is a song
about how satellites are spying on us. This must have seemed very novel in
1980, but in 2015 the song needs a story that’s a little more insightful than “satellites
can see you from space, man!” Lyrics include:
“Watch out for bad reception
Because the night has a thousand
eyes
Connected to your television
Looking at you.
“Sky high flying in circles
Keeping an eye on the world
Watching out for civilization
Looking at you.”
Holy crap that is bad – and they don’t even have the
common decency to hide how bad in some strained rhymes (although they certainly
use that device liberally on other songs).
I could talk about those other songs, but I think
you get the idea, and besides, I’ve got good music in my collection I want to
listen to – the sooner the better. This includes at least one more Prism album
that I know will wash the bad taste of “Young & Restless” out of my head.
Remember, this is a good band that done wrong this once.
On that basis do I cut them some slack and keep this
record for the one song worthy of their usual standards? Or do I let it go? For
now, I’m going to keep it, but it is on a very short leash.
Best
tracks: Young & Restless